Okay, Who Are You, Really?

Hi I'm Moxie!

Welcome to my corner of the apartment.

I don't know how people find my blog. I guess I can get popular if I tell my innermost secrets and scandalous stories about my life!

But I'd have to make it all up because my life is boring: Capital-B: Boring. I eat. I sleep. I lick myself. That's exciting (not). I never shower. The most exciting thing in my life is after it rains, sometimes I notice a trail of ants walking up the bathroom wall. Mesmerizing. Boring too.

Dust Buster (first post)

When I think about the state of the house, the fur balls under the desk and lint near the back of the stove, I sometimes wish I wasn't scared of the sound of the dust buster. Because when it's off, and at a safe distance, it seems like the perfect size vacuum for me.