Moxie's Last Sigh

Sunday afternoons used to be lazy days when I could spread out on my human's Vanity Fair and catch up on the latest J Lo gossip. Those are bygone Sundays. Now, there's only one Sunday afternoon left: the afternoon of the big fight. I've been called out by a bully after school, and there is no where for me to run.

As you might guess: Bo is coming this weekend. My days are numbered. Four to be exact. So obviously, this will be MY LAST BLOG.

Clock ticking. On sunday afternoon, in a moment of chaos, I become dog food.

The end of my nine lives - that is sad, but what saddens me above all else that I'll never post another boring episode for my fans.

It is the fans that I live for. You are the reason I fight. The reason I live. The reason I breath. The reason I stay off drugs. The reason I quit pre-med and watch ER instead. The reason I get so much R&R - so I have energy for you... Let them say: She did it for the fans. And let them be right.

This is such a Ziggy Stardust moment, I can almost hear you all whimpering out there in the dark theatre of the internet. Mourning my loss before it's happened. Reading these words and knowing they are my last. Thank you.

Signing off permanently and forever and ever, Moxie