iPod Missives

Apparently, EVERYBODY and their grandmas emailed to explain how great their iPods are (see my comment some weeks ago).

Do you really think I can't find out myself? I looked it up on wikipedia, and it's pretty self-explanatory. For those of you still in the dark ages, an iPod is a set of two thin sticks that cosmopolitan humans use as a tool for porting raw fish from a plate to their mouths. It's less efficient than their fingers, but it's all the rage so everyone is doing it.