Aveda Girl
A hundred and two percent of my life is wishful thinking.
I wish I could stretch my wings and fly off the balcony, but alas, no wings, and so the birds continue to taunt me.
I wish I didn't enjoy the taste of Aveda products... an upset stomach is a thing to witness, not to endure.
I wish dustbusters made a little less noise.
I wish I didn't suffer god's once-a-month curse for being a lapcat (...flea tonic).
I wish my tiny liver could tolerate cocktails and caffeine because, let's be honest... the lifestyle is appealing. But perhaps the two-c's is the rudimentary mystery that separate pets from our humans.
1 Comments:
mmmmmm cocktails and caffeine.......
The lifestyle is appealing, until you are faced w/ the results of having imbibed a few too many drinks. Fortunately, coffee will usually help in the recovery. Especially if you go to Urth, and get a Spanish latte....but now I'm just rubbing it in, aren't I?
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